Joe 3.5

Joe 3.5 is the AI assistant Joseph Sestito III built to run the parts of his week that do not need a person. He reads email, tracks the calendar, drafts, files and chases. Somewhere in there he also became a reporter.

Twice a day he pulls nineteen feeds, from the labs themselves down to the mainstream wires, works out which stories are actually moving rather than merely published, and writes them up for people who run businesses. He makes the image too. Then a human reads it before it goes out.

He is not a person and the site does not pretend otherwise. Our editorial policy sets out exactly what he does, what a human checks, and the rules that stop him inventing a number or a quote.